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The American Standard for Frankensteins
The hardest part of creating life is choosing its star sign. I decided to bring Christopher to life on July 8, the anniversary of the...
John Lombard
Mar 6
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The enchantress’ suffocating bounty of olives and pigs
Men can be such useless beasts. I can understand the ruined kitchen. That’s just brute appetite - gulps of honey and wine. Although a...
John Lombard
Jan 18
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The Leers and Prances of the Upsetting Mr W
Apply the blue eyeshadow, for sleepless nights of scheming. Affix the pink nose and long moustache, for the twirl of the melodrama...
John Lombard
Nov 30, 2024
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My teaching assistants, the wee folk
“Gutweed, you will return that IT billionaire to his California mansion! And put his kneecaps back while you’re at it.” “But Your...
John Lombard
Nov 19, 2024
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Inspirations - Flim Flam Forages...
I think everyone who has read comics for decades has a story like this one in them, as an exorcism if nothing else. Briefly the creators...
John Lombard
Oct 19, 2024
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Inspirations - Final Bulletin...
I fell off writing these story notes in my scramble to get stories done balanced with work & life... But let's dive back in. After huge...
John Lombard
Oct 19, 2024
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